Aren’t we all looking for Nirvana? vegan, birkenstocks et al.

When ones apartment’s kitchen becomes too Starbucks, what with friends, mothers, in-laws and excuse me, who did you say you were? Well, its time to go to Starbucks and I did. Now why in the world would you want whipped cream on a Soy Cinnamon Dolce Latte? Thanks for asking anyway.

Ah Nirvana! I guess chocolate probably has milk in it so … suck up. Valentines is lurking around the corner and some guy with a Roccobarocco around his neck will probably lay one on you ..

And while there remember Buddha too fought through moments of undeclared dairy (Cloud Nine chocolates and so on) to get to Nirvana.

At least you’ve got some Nirvana-enabling advantage with Nirvana ingredients, organic milk and fair trade chocolate. Will you stop looking at me that way…

Well that’s what Zunes are for aren’t they? Welcome to Social.

In the past, research at “The Best of Trendy” has uncovered that Birkenstocks don’t get the guy wearing them laid, per se. While MBs may get you mugged…..

yeah, no chocolate, no sexy…

according to food editor, Lisa Hunter from the UK observer, 2004, says:
“I’ve never had good sex with a vegetarian“

Also noted reference to the ==>English<==: “As with sex, they are so delightfully charmed to be getting any at all that you can serve them boil-in-the-bag cod and they’ll carry on like you’re Nigella Lawson if they think there’s a chance of getting laid.”