or How to can a Pickle or … How to Pickle your own Herring…
I was reading the Wall Street Journal today. On the same page as Bank and Hedge Fund bailouts is what to do with all the excess fruit of monster pumpkins….the title of the article is “Pumped Up.” 🙂
Ready to be pickled and join the Federal Preserves:
2007: banks: JP Morgan, Citibank and Bank of America
hedge funds: Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns, UBS and Wachovia
Current reserves of Federal Preserves:
1999: monster hedge fund Long-Term Capital
rejects: home owners’ mortgages
and the lesson?
If you are going to grow a pumpkin, think Monster Pumpkin, Pumped Up!